Here are some of the contenders for today's biggest...news...of...the...day...

• A "surprise profit" from MBIA Inc (MBI)...
• Upbeat comments from the CEO of Washington Mutual Inc (WM)...
• A look into Nike Inc. (NKE) and the Beijing Olympics...
• A loss and dividend cut for Fannie Mae (FNM)...
• Word that Google (GOOG) may be forced to take a charge for its AOL investment...
• Same store sales from McDonald's Corp (MCD)...
• A settlement for UBS (UBS)...
• Upbeat comments on Best Buy (BBY), Goldman Sachs Group (GS), JPMorgan Chase (JPM), National Semiconductor (NSM), Northern Trust (NTRS), and Sherwin-Williams (SHW)...
• A look into the strong performance of small-cap stocks...
• A concern for retailing stocks....

While those are all stories worth watching, I think it is obviously clear that the biggest news is one of the stories listed below -

• My colleague Colleen King offers this - Defendant trades murder plea for KFC, pizza - "...agreed to plead guilty to murder -- but only if he could get a break from jail food..."
• My colleague Andrea Kramer offers this - 26 Texas Cheerleaders Squeeze Into Elevator, Get Stuck - "The group of 14- to 17-year-olds was inspired to test an elevator's maximum capacity..."
• As for me, I think it is Robbie Coltrane 'mug shot' distributed - Police in New Zealand "have circulated a mug shot of 58-year-old British actor Robbie Coltrane who, they say, has a strong resemblance to their young suspect...imagine him aged 16 with lank, greasy hair..."

I'll let you make the call as to which story is the "biggest news" today. Though, I do have a question about the third - if police were going to distribute a "celebrity mug shot" for you, which celebrity would they use and what description would they offer? If I get enough emails, I will compile them for posting. The best response will get a prize (which will be determined at a later date - but don't get your hopes too high!).