Here are some of the contenders for today's biggest...news...of...the...day...

• Data on daily average revenue trades from E-Trade Financial Corp (ETFC)...[note - I think that ETFC is one of those stocks with tons of skepticism but still in need of an upside catalyst...]
• Some signs of skepticism on First Solar Inc (FSLR)...[note - this would be counter to some optimism that can be seen in the put/call ratio...]
• Earnings from Nvidia Corp (NVDA)...
• Earnings from Canadian Solar Inc (CSIQ)...[note - I offered some comments on the stock yesterday...]
• Data on retail sales...
• Word that Best Buy Inc (BBY) will begin selling Apple Inc's (AAPL) iPhone...
• Earnings from Applied Materials Inc (AMAT)...
• Earnings from Toll Brothers (TOL)...
• Earnings from Brocade Communications Systems Inc (BRCD)...
• Earnings from Biovail Corp. (BVF)...
• Earnings from Deere & Co (DE) that disappointed the Street...
• Upbeat comments on Tractor Supply (TSCO)...
• Weakness in Chinese stocks over inflation fears...
• Word that Facebook has overtaken MySpace

While those are all stories worth watching, I think it is obviously clear that the biggest story is this - BIGFOOT BODY FOUND!. Yes, you read that correctly. According to the site - "A body that may very well be the body of the creature commonly known as 'Bigfoot' has been found in the woods in northern Georgia." More details are scheduled to be released on Friday.

From a Sasquatch-joins-the-looming-animal-uprising perspective, this is truly terrifying. And, as some may remember, my home state of Ohio is apparently known for two things - Bigfoot sightings and drinking cheap vodka. I can only imagine the vodka-fueled fervor that this is going to create!

Anyone want to take any bets on whether the body of old sasy here has a bag of Jack Link's Beef Jerky in its hand?