Here are some of the contenders for today's biggest...news...of...the...day...

• A disappointing outlook from Apple Inc (AAPL)...
• Earnings, and a dividend cut, from Wachovia Corp (WB)...
• Earnings from Caterpillar Inc (CAT)...
• Earnings from UnitedHealth Group Inc (UNH)...
• Earnings from Biogen Idec (BIIB)...
• Earnings from American Express (AXP)...
• Earnings from UPS Inc (UPS)...
• Earnings from Halliburton Co (HAL)...
• A "setback" for Merck (MRK) and Schering-Plough (SGP)...
• A look into "love-hate relationship between Starbucks (SBUX) and the thousands of independent coffee shop owners..."

While those are all stories worth watching, I think it is obviously clear that the biggest new is, unfortunately for humanity, this quartet of stories that highlight some very questionable decisions people have made -

• Man blows up apartment spraying for bugs? - "...the bug spray ignited a blast that blew out the apartment's front windows and triggered a fire that quickly spread..."
• Break-in suspects found asleep on stolen goods - "...police followed a trail of cardboard and items from storage containers in a locked area behind the store that led to the two men..."
• Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze - "Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's..."
• Man flees police in underwear after traffic stop - "...tore off his off clothes and fled after being pulled over in a routine traffic stop..."

For the record, I feel obliged to confess that I am not above questionable decisions myself. There once was an incident involving a can of flammable disinfecting spray, a large spider, and an open flame. All I will say is that I beat the spider to the couch and I am smarter about my decisions now. At least I hope...

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